Solteris 1 - Been there, done that, got the pants!

[Kyreth]

In the red-orange glow of twilight, on Monday, 2nd June, the arid dustbowl of Solteris echoed with the cries of battle. Silhouetted on the towering sundial, Eternal Sovereign waged a fierce and furious war against our three least favorite sisters, and emerged victorious - not once, not twice, but three times!!

For you see, there was one thing that Althea, Brenda, and Christine hadn't counted on.. and that was our unbridled hatred for the hours spent following them around from room to boring room in their previous haunt, the Demi Plane of Blood.

Round after round of vicious slaughter did we impose upon their clawed and fanged playthings, easily leaving plenty of time to spare for one determined Cleric to bestow upon the sisters a variety of gifts to keep them quiet.

On our first successful trip around the circle, the Cleric discovered that none of the sisters really cared all that much for the new global-dropped pants, which angered ES so greatly, we had to show them what happens to people who refuse our well-thought out presents.

On the second trip around, the Cleric was astonished to learn that trying to singlehandedly dispose of a large and angry gargoyle would result in her untimely death. Her guildmates were so infuriated by this indignation that they decided to slaughter the circle one more time for good measure!

And oh, what a massacre it was! The final sweep was glorious to behold, as each foe fell faster than the last in a frenzy of flashing metal and crackling mana, and the Cleric, although she seriously considered giving the sisters some global-dropped boots, managed to please all three sisters with her fabulously wrapped offerings.

Then, in a sudden and alarming twist of fate, Christine decided that she liked Althea and Brenda's gifts so much that she might as well kill them both and steal their stuff. Eternal Sovereign, being a stickler for things like sharing, saying please and thank you, and the enjoyment of Necco Wafers, heaved a collective sigh as we realized that after all of the thought we had put into the presents, we would now have to kill Christine to teach her a lesson she wouldn't soon forget. Or remember. Perhaps both.

And so the nefarious sister soon fell to our righteous fury, and we cheered and danced and then stole her stuff. Cause, come on, she deserved it really!

Congratulations Eternal Sovereign on a job well done!

(Oh, and thank you for your perseverence in the face of this Cleric's idiocy~)