And then...?

[Newbrow]

So what happened with the Rathe Newbrow?

Well, Greenpeace, PETA, and ELF all aligned to create one Rathe-helping superpower and offered air support to the dying earth guardians...
<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/RatheEnd.jpg>

So, we wiped. But, soon enough our vengeance will be felt upon their skin.

In other news, Coirnav was visited by ES recently, and it went rather well. We fought hard and valiantly, but unfortunately PETA and ELF took the side of nature again. We defended ourselves with unrivaled grace and strength...
<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/coirnavEmote.jpg>
(when will Sony learn that succeed has two "c"'s, and not one? - Find out tonight at 11)

But alas, PETA and ELF were too strong...
<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/banish.jpg>

<u>Dead in the past 10 days</u>
Terris Thule
Rizlona
Grioihin the Wise
Ofossaa the Enlightened
Hydrothax2
Ring of Mudx2
Ring of Vinex2
Ring of Stone
Avatar of Wind
Mystical Arbitor of Earth

Grats Aenil on [item]Band of Fortitude[/item]
Grats Lourob on [item]Fine Hammered Faceguard[/item]
Grats Johrune on [item]Ensorcelled Metalcloth Cape[/item]
Grats Kaput on [item]Prismatic Belt of the Queztocatal[/item]
Grats Numbone on [item]Seaweed Woven Leggings[/item]
Grats Serani on [item]Seaweed Woven Leggings[/item]
Grats Snowfangs on [item]Dumul`s Sleeves of the Brute[/item]
Grats Newbrow on [item]Maelin's Sleeves of Lore[/item]
Grats Newbrow on [item]Intricately Etched Seashell[/item]
Grats Tudana on [item]Raex's Boots of Destruction[/item]
Grats Duuece on [item]Precious Gemstone Adorned Mask[/item]
Grats Kazh on [item]Stone Etched War Sword[/item]
Grats Johrune on [item]Stone Etched Mallet[/item]
Grats Saneril on [item]Girdle of Earthen Stability[/item]
Grats Adish on [item]Precious Gemstone Adorned Mask[/item]
Grats Brindain on [item]Miragul`s Bracelet of Risen Souls[/item]
Grats Donor on [item]Ultor's Bracer of Faith[/item]
Grats Fazin on [item]Maelin's Bracelet of Lore[/item]
Grats Leafblight on [item]Stone Etched War Sword[/item]
Grats Zeremi on [item]Bracers of Earthen Energy[/item]
Grats Johrune on [item]Rizlona`s Fiery Vambraces[/item]
Grats Saneril on [item]Abalone Engraved Tribal Mask[/item]
Grats Snowfangs on [item]Dumul's Bracer of the Brute[/item]
Grats Janque on [item]Cloak of Flickering Flame[/item]
Grats Mingo on [item]Cloak of Flickering Flame[/item]
Grats Deina on [item]Primal Mask of the Earthcrafter[/item]

And now for somthing new. I give you:
Newbrow's Extreme Makeover!
<u>Client Information</u>
Name: Fazin Spellcaller
Age: Unknown
Sex: He would like some
Profession: Part time corpse, fulltime wizard

<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/before.jpg>

So we got to work.

<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/afterPhaseOne.jpg>

We decided this wasnt enough however. So we went ahead with reconstructive facial sergury, long hours in the gym, countless facials, and more.

I am proud to give you our end result:
<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/fazin3.jpg>

Interested in getting to know fazin? You can send your love letters, marrage proposals, and flirtatious greetings to newbrow@fazin.com. If you have any complaints or hate mail, you may send those to our award winning 24/7 customer service and support mail located at fazin@fazin.com.

Finally, to end this news report, I give you a modern rendition of a classic.
<img src=http://www.sdawood.com/ES/Toloose.jpg>