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Viagra kills the Tactician

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:32 pm
by Newbrow
Late last night, tactician and world renound pimp died on an overdose of viagra. Word has it, he was watching the sopranos as well. Rest in peace Vallon Zek, we hope your time alive was cruel, painful, and just plain bad.

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Welcome to Phase 5 of Time!

Following the untimely death of Mr. Zek, his father roared in agony, and we discused the effects of viagra.

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And lastly, I would like to give you a look at what Vallon saw last, our newest, sexiest, and best tank in his shining armor. I suggest if you are over 50 years of age, or under 10, you shield your eyes, for a sight like this is truly tactical murder.

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Belquillon, Eternal Sovereign salutes you!