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The Archery Loving Stratagist

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:14 pm
by Newbrow
Eternal Sovereign continually strives for progression. Lately we've been having a problem with a certain tall orcish fellow. He resides in his fathers basement with his brother, has no known mother, and he shoots arrows for fun. His name, is Tallon Zek. We approached this fellow oddly with several different ideas. We thought to ourselves, let us out arch the archer, so we sent in every womans fantasy.
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We hired Sir Legolas for an outragous fifteen pounds of elven bread per hour. We sent Legolas in expecting outstanding results... however it appears Tallon's girlfriend is now dating him...

Legolas was promptly fired and we decided we need somone filthy, dirty, and disgusting who has a nice expensive weapon. We needed a dwarf with a windblade.
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With combined efforts; the raging inferno that was Eternal Sovereign and the showerless Prince Gimli, Tallon Zek, the ever cunning Stratagist fell in battle.
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Following in this, Vallon Zek had a nightmare and had to run to daddy so we could not pawn him as well. We're coming soon Vallon, I hope your tactics are still as rusty as before.

<b><u>Fallen to the Ground</u></b>
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And in other news, we found out what our Shadowknights do on their spare time.
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