Cub reporter reporting
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:12 pm
Work with me here.
(Imagine the sound of a two dozen typewriters, indicated by the .......) (or Reiely typing an email)
..................Cub reporter Bolaliel reporting the current news within Eternal Sovereign...................for a live report we go remote to Reiely in Plane of Tranquility with an interview............wtf you mean we have no live remote............ummmmm............Last evening ES was to kill the Avatar of Dust in Plane of Air but this was circumvented when the monks boycotted the raid............From an independent witness, whose name we cannot divulge, there was a monk gathering at Adriaks house where they practiced bind wound and feign death until the wee hours of the morning..........There was also a report that they were playing gnome football but we cannot confirm that.........
...................///////////////NEWS FLASH////////////////................There is an orc uprising taking place in West Commonlands near the druid ring...........Please avoid that area or take alternate routes to and from West Commonlands..................
..................Lost Dungeons of Norrath continues to be on the list of priorities of some members of the guild with numerous adventures going on simultaneously over the weekend.............Many successful completions have been accomplished but since I do not have an inbox I cannot confirm any of them except Audreya's completion of Bulwark of Vie................
..................Sports next..............wtf............no sports...............Weather.............it is raining or snowing throughout the world today depending on where you are at, look outside and confirm this.........or hire a druid.................
.................That's the breaking news as of this morning............. Sorry for no photos but that is asking a lot of me since I don't have a camera.............What? I don't need a camera?..........
(Imagine the sound of a two dozen typewriters, indicated by the .......) (or Reiely typing an email)
..................Cub reporter Bolaliel reporting the current news within Eternal Sovereign...................for a live report we go remote to Reiely in Plane of Tranquility with an interview............wtf you mean we have no live remote............ummmmm............Last evening ES was to kill the Avatar of Dust in Plane of Air but this was circumvented when the monks boycotted the raid............From an independent witness, whose name we cannot divulge, there was a monk gathering at Adriaks house where they practiced bind wound and feign death until the wee hours of the morning..........There was also a report that they were playing gnome football but we cannot confirm that.........
...................///////////////NEWS FLASH////////////////................There is an orc uprising taking place in West Commonlands near the druid ring...........Please avoid that area or take alternate routes to and from West Commonlands..................
..................Lost Dungeons of Norrath continues to be on the list of priorities of some members of the guild with numerous adventures going on simultaneously over the weekend.............Many successful completions have been accomplished but since I do not have an inbox I cannot confirm any of them except Audreya's completion of Bulwark of Vie................
..................Sports next..............wtf............no sports...............Weather.............it is raining or snowing throughout the world today depending on where you are at, look outside and confirm this.........or hire a druid.................
.................That's the breaking news as of this morning............. Sorry for no photos but that is asking a lot of me since I don't have a camera.............What? I don't need a camera?..........