On the 1st day of Christmas, Iane gave to me, a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, OJ gave to me, a port to freaking Shar Vahl and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Opus gave to me, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 4th day of Christmas, Temps gave unto me, a 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 5th day of Christmas, Zerelia gave to me, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN HER BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 6th day of Christmas, Krickitt gave to me, an hour's worth of raid instructions, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN ZERE's BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 7th day of Christmas, Joraga gaveth me, a blast from his buttocks, an hour's worth of raid instructions, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN ZERE's BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 8th day of Christmas, Sunnie promised me, a cast of Jackman's cape, a blast from Jora's buttocks, an hour's worth of raid instructions, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN ZERE's BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 9th day of Christmas, Idar gave to me, a set of broken pet toys, a cast of Jackman's cape, a blast from Jora's buttocks, an hour's worth of raid instructions, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN ZERE's BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 10th day of Christmas, Deadgnome gave to me, a bag of angry bees, a set of broken pet toys, a cast of Jackman's cape, a blast from Jora's buttocks, an hour's worth of raid instructions, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN ZERE's BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 11th day of Christmas, Badoww gave to me, wax from his round ears, a bag of angry bees, a set of broken pet toys, a cast of Jackman's cape, a blast from Jora's buttocks, an hour's worth of raid instructions, FIVE KNOCKS BETWEEN ZERE's BOOBIES!! A 20% rez, a song sung way off key, a port to freaking Shar Vahl, and a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
On the 12th day of Christmas, KAZH IKKY SAVED ME! He...
- Diluted wax into Baddies tea
- Stuffed the bees in DG's undies
- Kicked Idar in the knees
- Made sure Sunnie got me the cape
- Took a dump in Joraga's booties
- Made Krickitt go LD
- Went BBBRRRRR between Zerelia's BOOBIES!!
- Gave Temps no DKP
- Stuffed a sock in Opus's pie hole
- Cooked OJ in tempura
- And dunked Iane in her yucky druid pee!
/Bows
Bane da Necro
Bane's 12 Messed Up Days of Christmas
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BaneCaesar
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12 Days of a Necro's christmas carols. Very poetic 
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Both force and object have its origins from the same source.
Everything from the source into the universe is in constant motion, from the seen to the unseen.
An unstoppable force has no walls, no limits to restrain it, and is completely free to make anything happen.
Then the immovable object is a lie to uncover, to discover the truth..THERE IS NO SPOON
Haha good stuff Bane!
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Re: Bane's 12 Messed Up Days of Christmas
BaneCaesar wrote:On the 1st day of Christmas, Iane gave to me, a vat filled with yucky druid pee!
BaneCaesar wrote:- And dunked Iane in her yucky druid pee!
Iane Blaidd
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105 Druid of Tunare
“Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?”
― Dylan Moran
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