A sad day

[Pathius]

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community . The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly . He was 71 .

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin . Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs . Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch . The grave site was piled high with flours .

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded . Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers . . . He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes . Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions .

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven . He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart .

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes .

[Eatmice23]

VERY FUNNY, read it to my co-workers.