moooooo

Post by **Gadjett** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:03 am

First-year students at Texas A&M Veterinary School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,

"In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

http://eq.magelo.com/profile/594689 · Post by **Nathanar** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:50 pm

Ughhhh...wonder if this is a true story or make believe!

Post by **timmorns** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:39 pm

I have heard that joke many times most time it is a human corpse they are using.

Post by **wolfrunner7** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:05 pm

new meaning to the words... beefcake.

http://eq.magelo.com/profile/1436442 · Post by **Medic** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:56 pm

Moooo .
now Pay Attention