a little story

[Ubdaien]

Took this from the 'City Life' publication here in vegas, thought it was funny.

Title: That's hot. Like, really hot

I really hoped to impress a guy I'd been dating for a few weeks by cooking for him in the kitchen,
I was sure it was going to be a promising evening. I put together one of my best recipes, fish tacos.
Not too long after the meal, we found ourselves in the bedroom, where, still trying to impress, the activities were exhaustive. With the glow of a mission accomplished, I rolled over to find his glow was one of mounting panic.
Cheeks flushing, he stared at his crotch and began to ask whether I failed to disclose pertinent information. As he grabbed at himself and ran for the bathroom, I frantically recalled former lovers, recent doctor's visits ... anything I might have missed! In a flash, it was clear as the cold water he was splashing all over his balls. I had set his cock aflame, not with passion, but the jalapenos I had chopped up for dinner.