The Ballad of Selay and Lethar (AKA Lethar 2.0 is DEAD!)
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:21 am
<div align="center">In a magical land of fairies, and goblins, and bixie queens,
There lived two sad dragons, one blue and one green.
Except for the last part, I lied just a bit,
the second dragon was black and purple, and enjoyed cool-whip.
The blue was a lady and her name was Selay,
The other was Lethar, a male all the way.
He seduced the wyrm maiden with his charming arts,
Then without further ado, he ripped out her heart.
For Lethar was bound to guard some shiny scale,
And Selay was pretty boring; all she did was wail.
At a standoff we found them, our guild brave and strong,
And as our hearts melted, we vowed to right the wrong.
So Lethar was nuked and bitten and stabbed and slashed,
Until he was breathing no longer, and Selay free at last.
There was much rejoicing and we danced until dawn,
And nobody noticed when Selay left to mourn.
<div align="center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/ ... Point0.jpg">
And so the story is over for here it does end,
Let me leave you with a bit of advice, my dear friends.
When a man says he likes you, but he loves his scale more,
Light him on fire and run like hell for the door!
<i>Terrible poem apologetically penned by Kyreth. Emotional illustration courtesy of the talented Nizzi.</i></div>
There lived two sad dragons, one blue and one green.
Except for the last part, I lied just a bit,
the second dragon was black and purple, and enjoyed cool-whip.
The blue was a lady and her name was Selay,
The other was Lethar, a male all the way.
He seduced the wyrm maiden with his charming arts,
Then without further ado, he ripped out her heart.
For Lethar was bound to guard some shiny scale,
And Selay was pretty boring; all she did was wail.
At a standoff we found them, our guild brave and strong,
And as our hearts melted, we vowed to right the wrong.
So Lethar was nuked and bitten and stabbed and slashed,
Until he was breathing no longer, and Selay free at last.
There was much rejoicing and we danced until dawn,
And nobody noticed when Selay left to mourn.
<div align="center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/ ... Point0.jpg">
And so the story is over for here it does end,
Let me leave you with a bit of advice, my dear friends.
When a man says he likes you, but he loves his scale more,
Light him on fire and run like hell for the door!
<i>Terrible poem apologetically penned by Kyreth. Emotional illustration courtesy of the talented Nizzi.</i></div>