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[Gadjett]

A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She walks over, says hello, and smiles broadly.

The man's rather taken aback because he can't

place where he knows her from. So he says,

"Do you know me?"

She replies, "I think you're the father of

one of my kids."

As his buttocks clench up involuntarily, the

man's mind travels back to the only time he

was ever unfaithful to his wife.

He says, "My God, are you the stripper from

my bachelor party that I made love to on the

pool table with all my buddies watching while

your partner whipped my butt with wet

celery?"

The woman looks into his eyes and says

calmly, "No, I'm your son's third grade

teacher."