Brokeback Citadel
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:12 pm
When looking into real estate properties, you would think that the center of the Citadel of Anguish would be one of the last places you'd want to build a shake stand. Not so for our friend Jelvan; the tough scene didn't put him off one bit and soon he was serving shakes to everyone who passed by. ES enjoyed them quite a few times on our jaunts to the Citadel.. mmm.
Unfortunately, the good times were not to last, for the tastiness of Jelvan's milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard. And three boys in particular were causing him trouble. Tanthi, Tantho, and Tanthu thought the shakes at Jelvan's stand were better than all the other milkshakes that society had to offer, and refused to leave. They were drinking Jelvan out of house and home, and cock blocking ES from our own delicious shakes.
Something had to be done. And so, organized into three perfect gangs of 18, we gave them a fight they won't soon forget (for at least a few days anyway). Jelvan was finally freed from his tormentors, and ran off to the bar to celebrate, leaving us to help ourselves to the spoils.
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Congratulations to Audreya on his shiny Earring of Dark Conflict, Ayngwysh on his swarthy Duskbringer's Plate Armguards of the Hateful, and Aaeyene on her carnivorous Globe of Voltage! And of course, hooray for Nizzi on the first Jelvan epic 2.0 orb, now fiercely wielding his spooky Deathwhisper.
Stellar job ES - Arch Magus Vangl and Overlord Mata Muram, you guys are next!
Oh and I hope it works out between you and Jelvan, Jarson - but don't have too much fun at the bar...
Unfortunately, the good times were not to last, for the tastiness of Jelvan's milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard. And three boys in particular were causing him trouble. Tanthi, Tantho, and Tanthu thought the shakes at Jelvan's stand were better than all the other milkshakes that society had to offer, and refused to leave. They were drinking Jelvan out of house and home, and cock blocking ES from our own delicious shakes.
Something had to be done. And so, organized into three perfect gangs of 18, we gave them a fight they won't soon forget (for at least a few days anyway). Jelvan was finally freed from his tormentors, and ran off to the bar to celebrate, leaving us to help ourselves to the spoils.
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.eternalsovereign.net/Uploads ... jelvan.jpg" alt=""></div>
Congratulations to Audreya on his shiny Earring of Dark Conflict, Ayngwysh on his swarthy Duskbringer's Plate Armguards of the Hateful, and Aaeyene on her carnivorous Globe of Voltage! And of course, hooray for Nizzi on the first Jelvan epic 2.0 orb, now fiercely wielding his spooky Deathwhisper.
Stellar job ES - Arch Magus Vangl and Overlord Mata Muram, you guys are next!
Oh and I hope it works out between you and Jelvan, Jarson - but don't have too much fun at the bar...