Some Top Country Songs

[Laleldil]

17 TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[Siwi]

An that's why i like cuntry musik, it speaks 'da honest truth ... sorry, im a by-product of the 90's!!

Thanks Lale!!

[Marmie]

Where do you suppose "Tequilla Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" would go?

[slaanax]

I thought this might be a serious list, ITS NOT YAY!

[Hexxa]

It has been documented and jounalized that country music gives you brain damage! DON'T LISTEN TO IT!!

[Sunnie]

lol Hexxa, too funny Lale