How to get your kids home for Christmas

[Sunnie]

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York 2 days before Christmas and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing.. forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?!" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about
this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her for me please." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like Heck they're getting a divorce!" she shouts. "I'll take care of
this."

She calls her father immediately, and screams at the man, "You are
NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The father hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife to say,
"They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

[Beldak]

If and when my Sons move out of state I will have to give this a try..lol

[Memzin]

Hehe .. funny The old reverse psychology at work again