Scientology FTW!
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:29 pm
While this reporter may have been slacking, the ES crew most definitely was not. Over the past week we have added 3 more guild firsts to our quickly growing list, albeit in an unusual fashion. You see, the mobs in question had taken up refuge in a local closet, and were refusing to come out, as illustrated below.
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After exhausting all other options (even Kessdona couldn't coax them out), it was evident that we had no choice but to bust in and smash face. So that is exactly what we did.
The trial of Specialization was no match for our secret ninja strategy of tanking, healing, and doing damage - and when we threatened the Master with plant bane he finally came out of the closet and handed over the loot. Congratulations to Rikii on her Deathlace, Thipsycho on hisStud of Focused Aptitude, Ryanna on her Laced Gloves of Superiority, and Ailerdar and Toloose on a Glowing Muramite Rune each!
This was the second time we had met Yar`Lir, the first having been a late night foray into her lair to scope out the place. She didn't look too comfortable in the closet, with the cramped wing space and all, but with much stabbing and smashing we cut her down to size, and were rewarded with some delectable goodies! Congratulations to Kekee, Calarea, and Igonuts on their very own Masks of Raining Tears, and Emptysoul on Yar`Lir's quest item for Mark of the Grave Finder!
The Master of Adaptation at this point was getting pretty lonely in the closet of doom, and practically begged us to relieve him of his emotional torture. The kind hearted souls in ES just can't say no to a behemoth in distress, so we quickly complied with his wishes. Alleviating not only his torment, but his heavy burden of loot too. Congratulations to Ailerdar on his Sandals of Constant Change, Felishe on his Ring of Fluid Perception, Yyubbu on his Sapphire Choker of Adaptation, and Aulinya and Whipsnade on their Glowing Muramite Runes!
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And so, the week has ended, and only the Trial of Endurance now stands between us and the gates of Anguish. But it will not stand long, for in the name of all those who find themselves trapped in closets the world over... we will fight for freedom!
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.eternalsovereign.net/Uploads/112805the closet.jpg" alt=""></div>
After exhausting all other options (even Kessdona couldn't coax them out), it was evident that we had no choice but to bust in and smash face. So that is exactly what we did.
The trial of Specialization was no match for our secret ninja strategy of tanking, healing, and doing damage - and when we threatened the Master with plant bane he finally came out of the closet and handed over the loot. Congratulations to Rikii on her Deathlace, Thipsycho on hisStud of Focused Aptitude, Ryanna on her Laced Gloves of Superiority, and Ailerdar and Toloose on a Glowing Muramite Rune each!
This was the second time we had met Yar`Lir, the first having been a late night foray into her lair to scope out the place. She didn't look too comfortable in the closet, with the cramped wing space and all, but with much stabbing and smashing we cut her down to size, and were rewarded with some delectable goodies! Congratulations to Kekee, Calarea, and Igonuts on their very own Masks of Raining Tears, and Emptysoul on Yar`Lir's quest item for Mark of the Grave Finder!
The Master of Adaptation at this point was getting pretty lonely in the closet of doom, and practically begged us to relieve him of his emotional torture. The kind hearted souls in ES just can't say no to a behemoth in distress, so we quickly complied with his wishes. Alleviating not only his torment, but his heavy burden of loot too. Congratulations to Ailerdar on his Sandals of Constant Change, Felishe on his Ring of Fluid Perception, Yyubbu on his Sapphire Choker of Adaptation, and Aulinya and Whipsnade on their Glowing Muramite Runes!
<div align="center"><img src="http://www.eternalsovereign.net/Uploads ... bsdown.jpg" alt=""></div>
And so, the week has ended, and only the Trial of Endurance now stands between us and the gates of Anguish. But it will not stand long, for in the name of all those who find themselves trapped in closets the world over... we will fight for freedom!