What's in a name (play along!)

Post by **Sunnie** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:59 am

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Post by **Sunnie** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:59 am

I am now Goober Farklepants!

Post by **Siwi** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:14 am

hey long lost cuz <runed my thoughts of getting to know you better in the hot tub> ... im Dorfus Farklepants !!

Post by **Gadjett** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:56 am

lol sleezy bubblechunks

Post by **thipsycho** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:39 am

lol my is dorky potty

Post by **Lillybye** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:12 am

Sleezy Flippinbutt

Post by **Crysa** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:45 pm

Snickle Farklepants. I want this to show my kids.. gonna have to print it out.

Post by **Laleldil** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 1:49 pm

Boobie Dippinfrack here, nice meeting you all.

Post by **Salnayil** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 3:38 pm

goober rhinobutt 4tw

Post by **Rohgziel** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:24 pm

Tootsie Dippinfrack - Are We related Lale ?

Post by **Leeanna** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:56 pm

dorfus frickenbutt

Post by **Adaralily** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:00 pm

Beamish and I are Mr. and Mrs. Pottydoodle. I am Sloopy and he is Snooty.

Post by **Avariel** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:14 pm

goober wafflelips ehheh

Post by **Ylyrra** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:38 pm

Dorky Wafflebutt!!

Lol.. oh well..

Post by **Kyreth** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:14 pm

Dorfus Farklebiscuits ... oh how I do adore farklebiscuits.