One Phat Lewt Mob

[Whittleberry]

One Phat Lewt Mob
by Whittleberry
(to the tune of One Tin Soldier)

Listen children to the Corre
(who?s our raid leader, you know)
about the zone he wants to hunt in
and the tactics he would show.

On a named mob was a treasure
buried deep inside the zone
And Eternal Sovereign swore
We'd have it for our very own

Go ahead and buff the clerics
Go ahead and DI the tanks
Do it in the name of nodrop lewt
You can bid for it in the end.
There?ll be a lot of tells to Fazin
Once the dead have zoned
In the frantic minutes after
one phat lewt mob gets pwned.

So the members of the guild
Sent a message to the knight
Asking for the no-drop phat lewt
From the mobs we?d have to fight.

Came an answer from our leader
?With my guild mates I will share
all the secrets of this raid zone
all the treasure buried there.?

So the cry went across the guildchat
?Mount your horses! Draw your swords!?
And we killed all mobs in the zone
So we won our just reward.

Corre stood beside the named mob
Amidst the wounded and the dead
He crouched down and checked the body
?$$$ Phat lewt!? was all he said.

Go ahead and buff the clerics
Go ahead and DI the tanks
Do it in the name of nodrop lewt
You can bid for it in the end.
There?ll be a lot of tells to Fazin
Once the dead have zoned
In the frantic minutes after
one phat lewt mob gets pwned.

[Lorai]

hehe move over Wierd Al!

LoL that's cute Whittleberry. I do that a lot too--rewrite songs to fit other situations. In fact I have one ready to post once we get back to Uqua.

You will see

/clap

Lorai