April Fools Post

[Burleybarley]

For those that didn't catch the subtlety, here's a guide.

Ms. Grobb Wins Ladies Pagent. Image is of a Besotten Sailor from Anniversary Raid. Who is male. And ugly...even for a troll.

Adding some Vim to your Vigor to increase lewts. Image is from Bioshock Infinate.

Police Briefs. Image is from old recruiting News Page I created, which is in itself based on Usual Suspects movie poster.

Elf and Gnome to Wed. Aside from the improbability itself. Image is from our win in Argin Hiz with Lorai playing Icanna (I Cannot) Wouldjoobelieveit (Would You Believe It) , marrying DGW playing Mr. Daedsyawla (Mister Always Dead - spelled in reverse). The use of Sara Eggers is an inside joke with me and Sangwen - the cartoon Sealab 2021 has a character named "Eggars" which Captain Murphy berates saying "How do you like those same eggs Eggars !"; which we always yell at each other while going through the zone. The rest of the silliness ends with "when they do their dance on the catwalk. Yeah. On the catwalk.", from Right Said Fred's hit "I'm too sexy"....which was meant to force earworm on the reader. Let's face it...you were singing it after reading it.

Problems Ahead for Milkshake Farmers - First appeared in 2011 news post for ES' Fanfaire win. Beonono is the defiler of the "Milkshake Rule" , based on Kyreth's dislike for the "Milkshake Song" , and subsequent ruling never to have the song mentioned in the guild lest you be deguilded. Which has happened. A few times.

The main article Iksar withdraws DKP, Causes Bank Run, stems from the ludicrous amount of DKP Kazh retains. The dead bodies come from our first run at Arx Mentis. The bank pic is from our Guild Bank in the basement of GGH.

Weather at a glance...

- In the Plane of Health: Sunny (when does it rain ?), Precipitation Exuberant Health (this is the buff that is always on you in zone , which decreases any heals that you get)

-In Demiplane of Life: Lively (meh), Precipitation: All out of bubblegum. (this is reference to the movie "They Live" , where the character says hes there to "Kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum". Some of our guildies think the skellies in the zone resemble the aliens in the movie.)

-In Demiplane of Decay:Reflective (you get here via mirror. Again, meh) Precipitation: XP. (I ain't got nothin)

- In Crypt of Suil (OK, so we had this dude in the guild named Suil...which (to my Eastern accent) is said the same as "Sul") : Dark. (it is).); Precipitation: Where’s Ricepaper? (Suil's wife is Ricepaper)

Enjoy raids tonight !
YS