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SO, when I came into the Newspage business here at Eternal Sovereign, one of the more controversial (and possibly disturbing) images I made was during our raids in VOA. Someone popped a Dwarven Milk Maid around Frostfell when we were raiding....which handed out 8 dwarven milks. This became a HOT TOPIC for the guild because ...

A) Where does Dwarven Milk come from?
B) What does a Dwarven Milk Maid look like (despite the fact there is an icon on the clicky)?

Which (eventually) led to this in a win post (with the caption "we don't know where it came from, but if you drank it.. do ya really want to know ?":

<a href="http://imgur.com/nGVFWql"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/nGVFWql.jpg?1" title="source: imgur.com"></a>

To add to this controversy, Ylyrra made several in-game comments about female Dwarves not having beards.

However, I spent most of the day in Degmar, the Lost Castle. In there I observed:

<a href="http://imgur.com/Ib7U8JN"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/Ib7U8JN.png" title="source: imgur.com"></a>

I have my own theories of this, of course:

A) Its been hundreds of years since Degmar has been ported to its location. Perhaps this is a mutant breed of hermaphrodwarf? After all, nature will find a way (I suspect the same story on Thulisaur Island, if I ever get there).
B) Perhaps in the years of isolation, Degmar women have not been to the armory to get their Daisy's sharpened.
C) Maybe the madness (as in BIOSHOCK) has reduced Dwarves to run around and alter their appearances. Albeit, this is with a Sharpie.
D) Perhaps the women are in disguise from the men for self-preservation?
E) Dwarven beards rub off during kissy-face?
F) That Inigo Montoya look is in style ?
G) The true source of Dwarven Milk Maids.

So, Ylyrra - like Clarrissa , go ahead and explain it all !
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Most lore in any other game or story always says that Dwarven women do in fact have beards, although not all of them. :P
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I never said Dwarven lassies didn't have beards.. (Laiderone was famous for her beard)

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I said *I* do not have one! :)
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nice lederhosen
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Post by Burleybarley »

Ylyrra wrote:I never said Dwarven lassies didn't have beards.
I shall check my extensive log collection to validate.
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