This is an actual article, by the way.

[Osyrys]

And easily the best unintentional comedy I've seen from the Associated Press in a long time.

Well, at least the opener.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... AD9GG63E80

Obama inches toward gay agenda

By PHILIP ELLIOTT (AP) – Jun 22, 2010

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama is chipping away at his long list of promises to gay voters but has yet to earn the full-throated backing of the reliably Democratic voting bloc.

[Braria]

LMAO