Ain't higher education grand

[Whipsnade]

Two rednecks, Jimbo and Billybob, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jimbo turns to Billybob and says,
'You know, I'm tired of going through life without
an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.'

Billybob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jimbo goes down to the college and meets Dean
of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:
Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jimbo says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
own a weed eater?'

'Yeah .'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater,
I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true , I do have a yard .'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you
have a yard, I think logically that you would have a
house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife,
then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able
to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jimbo shakes the Dean's
hand and leaves to go meet Billybob at the bar. He tells Billybob
about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Billybob says, 'What's that?'

Jimbo says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have
a weed eater?'

'No'

'Then you're a queer'