Elmo

[Gadjett]

Tickle Me Elmo
>
> There is a factory in Kansas which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
> The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
> her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
> The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
> employee.
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
> backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
> 2 men march down to the factory floor.
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
> Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
> Elmo's.
> She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
> wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
> package between Elmo's legs.
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
> approaches Lena 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a
> straight face,
> 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..'
> 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

[Jaharyss]

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