A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She walks over, says hello, and smiles broadly.
The man's rather taken aback because he can't
place where he knows her from. So he says,
"Do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you're the father of
one of my kids."
As his buttocks clench up involuntarily, the
man's mind travels back to the only time he
was ever unfaithful to his wife.
He says, "My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I made love to on the
pool table with all my buddies watching while
your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery?"
The woman looks into his eyes and says
calmly, "No, I'm your son's third grade
teacher."
Opps
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