Wine or Water
Wine or Water ... valuable information
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or
filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.
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Subject: LifeSavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of LifeSavers.
The children began to say:
"Red...cherry"
"Yellow...lemon"
Green...lime"
"Orange...orange"
Finally, the teacher gave them all honey LifeSavers
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue...it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her LifeSaver out and yelled: "Oh, My God!!! They're assholes!"
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of LifeSavers.
The children began to say:
"Red...cherry"
"Yellow...lemon"
Green...lime"
"Orange...orange"
Finally, the teacher gave them all honey LifeSavers
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue...it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her LifeSaver out and yelled: "Oh, My God!!! They're assholes!"
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