Public Service Announcement

[Laleldil]

Wine or Water

Wine or Water ... valuable information
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or
filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and
be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.

[Salnayil]

haha

[Gadjett]

Been living that dream for years now....

[Laleldil]

Subject: LifeSavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of LifeSavers.

The children began to say:

"Red...cherry"

"Yellow...lemon"

Green...lime"

"Orange...orange"

Finally, the teacher gave them all honey LifeSavers

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue...it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her LifeSaver out and yelled: "Oh, My God!!! They're assholes!"

[Timothian]

I like the life savers one.

I think the people who did the drinking water study lived down stream from a septic tank or sewage plant.